fandom wank (microfic)

Word count: 194 | I really liked this idea and I'm glad I got to write a little thing for it before I forgot XD | Who do you ship? Marco/Pablo or Marco/Stephen? Or do you ship the unpopular Stephen/Pablo?

"You're so fucking dense, Potter."

"I'm dense? I'm not the one who thinks Marco should be with that fucking dickhead of a friend!"

Ron turns to Hermione and sighs. "For some reason, I thought they'd argue less when they started dating."

Snorting into her glass of wine, Pansy says, "So innocent, Ron. So naive."

"It's not about how they started out as unlikely acquaintances, it's about how they've grown to be friends. And don't fucking act like that line about how Stephen 'fills his days with joy' isn't the writers totally admitting that Marco is in love with Stephen." Draco's fuming, he's spitting out every word venomously.

Harry's face hardens. "But the compelling nature of Marco and Pablo starting as complete enemies and then becoming so entrenched with each other that they can't separate is so important to their characters!"

"Oh, the only reason that couple is even an idea is because of that stupid bottle episode with bad writing."

"You cried during that 'badly written bottle episode', you fucking hypocrite!"

Hermione groans. She wildly gestures to the TV, where it is paused on a shot of Marco, Stephen, and Pablo. "We haven't even finished watching the new episode!"